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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Source: The...
While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or...
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a...
We will send the Marines to any nation that can get ten people to say they want it.
What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were...
You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Source: In Webster's...
You can't say civilization don't advance. . . in every war they kill you in a new way.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's...
When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the...
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to...
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them...
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but ever time a man leaves off something he looks...
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Source: In The...
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Source: In...
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
Source: In Quotable Business, ed. Louis E....
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
Source: The...
It's great to be great but it's greater to be human.
Source: Autobiography, Ch....