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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated...
Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.
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An economist's guess is liable to be just as good as anybody else's.
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't...
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter...
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to...
A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse.
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A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him...
All I know is just what I read in the papers.
Source: saying used as a lead-in to...
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches...
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today!
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the...
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the...
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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