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Congressional investigations are for the benefit of photographers.
Source: In...
Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
Source: The Illiterate Digest,...
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
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I am not a member of any organized party -- I am a Democrat.
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-- Will...
England elects a Labour Government. When a man goes in for politics over here, he has no time to labor, and any man...
Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our...
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Source: The...
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. . . . Know when to refuse something that won't get you...
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Source: In
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a...
I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.
Source: Saturday...
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception...
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Source: Sterling's 'Best of...
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Source: In Webster's...
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met a man I didn't like.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
Lord, the money we do spend on government, and it's not one bit better than the government that we got for one-third...
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.