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The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the...
The best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just...
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain...
There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their...
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Source: In Quotable Business,...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political...
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a...
There is no better place in the world to find out the shortcomings of each other than in a...
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
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There are two things that can disrupt the American economy. One is a war. The other is a meeting of The Federal...
We are always saying let the law take its course, but what we mean is 'Let the law take our...
This is the only country that ever went to the poorhouse in an automobile.
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Source: In Webster's...
There ought to be one day -- just one -- where there is open season on senators.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of...
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.