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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of...
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
Source: 'The Illiterate Digest'
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If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
Source: In
No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one.
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
In a real estate man's eyes, the most exclusive part of the city is wherever he has a house to...
If we ever pass out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died of the delusion that she had...
If you hear of anyone proposing my name for political office, please maim him and send me the...
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every...
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
My forefather didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice.
Source: In...
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was...
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Lord, let me live until I die.
Source: In
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
See what will happen to you if you don't stop biting your fingernails.
Source:...
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.