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I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I...
My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about...
You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have...
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the Dirt for Sale sign in the front...
You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your...
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat...
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're...
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any...