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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Source: Showtime TV, 6/11/1993
-- Jeff Foxworthy, (Sep 6 1958-____), US comedian; He is the king of red-neck humor; star of The Jeff Foxworthy Show, 1995-____.