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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, You know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.
Source: Interview, Harris & The Predictor Interviews at www.harrisonline.com/intvws/FOXWORTH.HTM.
-- Jeff Foxworthy, (Sep 6 1958-____), US comedian; He is the king of red-neck humor; star of The Jeff Foxworthy Show, 1995-____.