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[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Source: Showtime TV, 6/11/1993
-- Jeff Foxworthy, (Sep 6 1958-____), US comedian; He is the king of red-neck humor; star of The Jeff Foxworthy Show, 1995-____.