 |
Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
 |
|
 |
|
 |
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a...
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh...
Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night. Mendelsson lost.
Source: In Quotable Quote...
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.