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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Source: Said when accepting an award. Attrib.
-- Jack Benny, (Feb 14 1894-1974), US comedian; His unusual comedic deadpan method and expert timing made him a legendary success in U.S. radio and TV for more than 30 years.