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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Source: In Rand Lindsly's HUGE Quotations File, an Internet collection of quotations.
-- Jack Benny, (Feb 14 1894-1974), US comedian; His unusual comedic deadpan method and expert timing made him a legendary success in U.S. radio and TV for more than 30 years.