Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Source: In The Golfer's Book of Wisdom, ed. by Criswell Freeman, 1995.
-- Jack Benny, (Feb 14 1894-1974), US comedian; His unusual comedic deadpan method and expert timing made him a legendary success in U.S. radio and TV for more than 30 years.