Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash: You scour the...

Ogden Nash: You scour the...

You scour the Bowery, ransack the Bronx,
Through funeral parlors and honky-tonks.
From river to river you comb...

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Ogden Nash: The most exciting...

Ogden Nash: The most exciting...

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

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Ogden Nash: If you are...

Ogden Nash: If you are...

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded...

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Ogden Nash: A bit of...

Ogden Nash: A bit of...

A bit of talcum
Is always walcum.


Source: The Baby
-- Ogden Nash, (Aug 19...

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Ogden Nash: Good wine needs...

Ogden Nash: Good wine needs...

Good wine needs no bush,
And perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV...

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Ogden Nash: I prefer to...

Ogden Nash: I prefer to...

I prefer to forget both pairs of glasses and pass my declining years saluting strange women and grandfather...

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Ogden Nash: No matter how...

Ogden Nash: No matter how...

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud,
Their heads are heroically unbloody and...

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Ogden Nash: The camel has...

Ogden Nash: The camel has...

The camel has a single hump;
The dromedary, two;
Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure. Are...

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Ogden Nash: The song of...

Ogden Nash: The song of...

The song of canaries
Never varies,
And when they're moulting
They're pretty...

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Ogden Nash: Indoors or out,...

Ogden Nash: Indoors or out,...

Indoors or out, no one relaxes
In March, that month of wind and taxes,
The wind will presently disappear,
The...

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Ogden Nash: Middle-aged life is...

Ogden Nash: Middle-aged life is...

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

Source: Peekaboo, I almost See...

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Ogden Nash: Candy,<br>Is dandy,<br>But Liquor,<br>Is...

Ogden Nash: Candy,<br>Is dandy,<br>But Liquor,<br>Is...

Candy,
Is dandy,
But Liquor,
Is quicker.


Source: Reflections on...

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Ogden Nash: Tell me, O...

Ogden Nash: Tell me, O...

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou,...

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Ogden Nash: Basketball, a game...

Ogden Nash: Basketball, a game...

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to...

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Ogden Nash: I don&#039;t mind...

Ogden Nash: I don't mind...

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it,
But I do think that they damn well...

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Ogden Nash: Any kiddies in...

Ogden Nash: Any kiddies in...

Any kiddies in school can love like a fool,
But hating, my boy, is an art.


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Ogden Nash: Your hair may...

Ogden Nash: Your hair may...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's
untidy,
You've had about seven hours' sleep since Friday,
No...

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Ogden Nash: Some people&#039;s money...

Ogden Nash: Some people's money...

Some people's money is merited
And other people's is inherited.


Source: The...

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Ogden Nash: The turtle lives...

Ogden Nash: The turtle lives...

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In...

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Ogden Nash: A cough is...

Ogden Nash: A cough is...

A cough is something that you yourself can't help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment...

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