Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash: I have an...

Ogden Nash: I have an...

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to...

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Ogden Nash: One man's remorse...

Ogden Nash: One man's remorse...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Source: A Clean Conscience Never...

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Ogden Nash: My verse represents...

Ogden Nash: My verse represents...

My verse represents a handle I can grasp in order not to yield to the centrifugal forces which are trying to throw me...

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Ogden Nash: A husband is...

Ogden Nash: A husband is...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips...

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Ogden Nash: Bankers are just...

Ogden Nash: Bankers are just...

Bankers are just like everyone else only richer.

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

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Ogden Nash: Beneath this slab<br>John...

Ogden Nash: Beneath this slab<br>John...

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed.
He watched the ads,
And not the road.


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Ogden Nash: Remorse is a...

Ogden Nash: Remorse is a...

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Source: A Clean Conscience Never...

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Ogden Nash: They take the...

Ogden Nash: They take the...

They take the paper and they read the headlines.. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines....

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Ogden Nash: If you don&#039;t...

Ogden Nash: If you don't...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to...

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Ogden Nash: In real life,...

Ogden Nash: In real life,...

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

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Ogden Nash: Here is a...

Ogden Nash: Here is a...

Here is a pen and here is a pencil,
Here's a typewriter, here's a stencil,
Here is a list of today's...

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Ogden Nash: Women would rather...

Ogden Nash: Women would rather...

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Source: Frailty, Thy Name is a...

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Ogden Nash: When Ah itchez,&lt;br&gt;Ah...

Ogden Nash: When Ah itchez,<br>Ah...

When Ah itchez,
Ah scratchez.


Source: Requiem
-- Ogden Nash, (Aug 19...

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Ogden Nash: There is only...

Ogden Nash: There is only...

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning...

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Ogden Nash: People who work...

Ogden Nash: People who work...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Ogden Nash: And one of...

Ogden Nash: And one of...

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet...

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Ogden Nash: Man is a...

Ogden Nash: Man is a...

Man is a victim of dope
In the incurable form of hope.


Source: Good-by, Old...

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Ogden Nash: What chills the...

Ogden Nash: What chills the...

What chills the finger not a bit
Is so frigid upon the fundament.


Source: Samson...

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Ogden Nash: To keep your...

Ogden Nash: To keep your...

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're...

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Ogden Nash: Why did the...

Ogden Nash: Why did the...

Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid...

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