Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash: I think that...

Ogden Nash: I think that...

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps unless the billboards fall,
I'll never...

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Ogden Nash: God in His...

Ogden Nash: God in His...

God in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.


Source: In...

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Ogden Nash: Children aren't happy...

Ogden Nash: Children aren't happy...

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.


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Ogden Nash: I would live...

Ogden Nash: I would live...

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance/Were it not for making a living, which is rather a...

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Ogden Nash: Professional men, they...

Ogden Nash: Professional men, they...

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs.


Source:...

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Ogden Nash: Middle age is...

Ogden Nash: Middle age is...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone...

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Ogden Nash: Marriage is an...

Ogden Nash: Marriage is an...

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the...

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Ogden Nash: In the world...

Ogden Nash: In the world...

In the world of mules there are no rules.

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

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Ogden Nash: Life is not...

Ogden Nash: Life is not...

Life is not having been told
That the man just waxed the floor.


Source: In...

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Ogden Nash: Middle age is...

Ogden Nash: Middle age is...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for...

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Ogden Nash: If called by...

Ogden Nash: If called by...

If called by a panther,
don't anther.


Source: In 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever...

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Ogden Nash: There is only...

Ogden Nash: There is only...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience...

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Ogden Nash: An occasional lucky...

Ogden Nash: An occasional lucky...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for,
Even then, no sooner has he...

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Ogden Nash: How easy for...

Ogden Nash: How easy for...

How easy for those who do not bulge
To not overindulge!


Source: A Necessary...

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Ogden Nash: Purity is obscurity....

Ogden Nash: Purity is obscurity....

Purity is obscurity.

Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler,...

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Ogden Nash: Oh, what a...

Ogden Nash: Oh, what a...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.


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Ogden Nash: Some tortures are...

Ogden Nash: Some tortures are...

Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

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Ogden Nash: The cow is...

Ogden Nash: The cow is...

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.


Source: The...

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Ogden Nash: The only people...

Ogden Nash: The only people...

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin with a grin.


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Ogden Nash: Senescence begins<br>And middle...

Ogden Nash: Senescence begins<br>And middle...

Senescence begins
And middle age ends,
The day your descendants,
Outnumber your...

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