Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash: A door is...

Ogden Nash: A door is...

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Source: A Dog's Best...

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Ogden Nash: Marriage is the...

Ogden Nash: Marriage is the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets...

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Ogden Nash: Any kiddie in...

Ogden Nash: Any kiddie in...

Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,
But hating, my boy, is an art.


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Ogden Nash: The trouble with...

Ogden Nash: The trouble with...

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.

Source: 'The...

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Ogden Nash: Some debts are...

Ogden Nash: Some debts are...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring...

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Ogden Nash: The further through...

Ogden Nash: The further through...

The further through life I drift
The more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in...

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Ogden Nash: You are much...

Ogden Nash: You are much...

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.

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Ogden Nash: The only way...

Ogden Nash: The only way...

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions
Is by their actions.


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Ogden Nash: Every New Year...

Ogden Nash: Every New Year...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?

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Ogden Nash: I have a...

Ogden Nash: I have a...

I have a bone to pick with Fate
Come here and tell me, girlie,
Do you think my mind is maturing late,
Or...

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Ogden Nash: I do not...

Ogden Nash: I do not...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many...

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Ogden Nash: One would be...

Ogden Nash: One would be...

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger
If one's own kin and kith
Were more fun to be...

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Ogden Nash: Home is heaven...

Ogden Nash: Home is heaven...

Home is heaven and orgies are vile
But you need an orgy, once in a while.


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Ogden Nash: Whether elected or...

Ogden Nash: Whether elected or...

Whether elected or appointed
He considers himself the Lord's annointed,
And indeed the ointment lingers on...

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Ogden Nash: Dogs display reluctance...

Ogden Nash: Dogs display reluctance...

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the...

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Ogden Nash: A family is...

Ogden Nash: A family is...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common...

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Ogden Nash: I think remorse...

Ogden Nash: I think remorse...

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

Source: A Clean...

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Ogden Nash: A lady is...

Ogden Nash: A lady is...

A lady is known by the product she endorses.

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

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Ogden Nash: Progress might've been...

Ogden Nash: Progress might've been...

Progress might've been alright once but it has gone on too long.

Source: In 1,911...

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Ogden Nash: To be an...

Ogden Nash: To be an...

To be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

Source:...

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