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Ogden Nash
I have an...
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to...
One man's remorse...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Source: A Clean Conscience Never...
My verse represents...
My verse represents a handle I can grasp in order not to yield to the centrifugal forces which are trying to throw me...
A husband is...
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips...
Bankers are just...
Bankers are just like everyone else only richer.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
Beneath this slab<br>John...
Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed.
He watched the ads,
And not the road.
Remorse is a...
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Source: A Clean Conscience Never...
They take the...
They take the paper and they read the headlines.. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines....
If you don't...
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to...
In real life,...
In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
Here is a...
Here is a pen and here is a pencil,
Here's a typewriter, here's a stencil,
Here is a list of today's...
Women would rather...
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Source: Frailty, Thy Name is a...
When Ah itchez,<br>Ah...
When Ah itchez,
Ah scratchez.
Source: Requiem
-- Ogden Nash, (Aug 19...
There is only...
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning...
People who work...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
And one of...
And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet...
Man is a...
Man is a victim of dope
In the incurable form of hope.
Source: Good-by, Old...
What chills the...
What chills the finger not a bit
Is so frigid upon the fundament.
Source: Samson...
To keep your...
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're...
Why did the...
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid...