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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants...
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong...
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything...
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate...
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.