They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
Source: In The Ultimate Success Quotations Library, 1997.
-- Joe E Lewis, (Jan 12 1902-1971), US comedian, actor; He was a nightclub comedian whose problems with gangsters were depicted in the film The Joker Is Wild, 1957, starring Frank Sinatra.