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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Source: Food.
-- Joe E Lewis, (Jan 12 1902-1971), US comedian, actor; He was a nightclub comedian whose problems with gangsters were depicted in the film The Joker Is Wild, 1957, starring Frank Sinatra.