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A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5...
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Source: Said to writers who...
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be...
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas...
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even...
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard -- let him worry about cutting it.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop...
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with...
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being...
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after...
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few...
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three...
The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a...
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and -- I can't remember what the third thing...
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which...
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
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