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California is a great place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
Batten, Barton, Durstine & Osborne sounds like a trunk falling down a flight of stairs.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for...
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy...
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
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