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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Source: In Words of Wisdom, by Wm. Safire & Leonard Safire, 1989.
-- Fred Allen, (May 31 1894-1956), US comedian, vaudeville juggler; He is best remembered for Allen's Alley radio program, 1932-49.