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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting...
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do...
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you...
If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a...
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five...
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...
I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.
Source:...
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was...
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.
Source: at...
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do...
Life's but a day at most.
Source: In
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now -- I'm...
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.
Source: In The...
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
Source: In
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
Source: In...
People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways -- I'm still making movies,...
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a...