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People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways -- I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.
Source: CBS TV 'George Burns's 95th Birthday Party'
-- George Burns, (Jan 20 1896-1996), US comedian, actor; He was famous, with wife Gracie Allen, in vaudeville, radio, and TV's Burns and Allen Show, 1950-58.