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If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- George Burns, (Jan 20 1896-1996), US comedian, actor; He was famous, with wife Gracie Allen, in vaudeville, radio, and TV's Burns and Allen Show, 1950-58.