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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless...
Women are like elephants to me; they're nice to look at but I wouldn't want to own one.
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside...
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
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