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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
Source: His...
Remember, a dead fish can float down stream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his...
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about...
Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.
Source: In The Manager's Book of...
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a...
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Source: In The Speaker's Electronic Reference...
Some things are better than sex, and some things are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...
After two days in
Source: In Webster's...
Never give a sucker an even break.
Source: Film title.
-- W C Fields, (Jan 29...
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
Source: In
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Source: Attributed.
-- W C...
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Source: In Webster's...
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small...
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
On the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
Source: Epitaph.
-- W C Fields, (Jan...
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Source:...
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
Source: In
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Source: In
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
Source: In Halliwell's Filmgoer's...
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