Women are like elephants to me; they're nice to look at but I wouldn't want to own one.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- W C Fields, (Jan 29 1880-1946), US actor, comedian; He was famous in vaudeville, stage, film and radio for hard drinking and dislike of children; starred with Mae West in My Little Chickadee, 1940.