Ambrose Bierce

WEATHER, n. The...

WEATHER, n. The...

WEATHER, n. The climate of the hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but...

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UXORIOUSNESS, n. A...

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A...

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

Source:...

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SYMBOL, n. Something...

SYMBOL, n. Something...

SYMBOL, n. Something that is supposed to typify or stand for something else. Many symbols are mere survivals -- as...

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USAGE, n. The...

USAGE, n. The...

USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom and Conventionality. Imbued with...

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TENACITY, n. A...

TENACITY, n. A...

TENACITY, n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of the realm. It attains its highest...

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WOMAN, n. An...

WOMAN, n. An...

WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to...

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VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain...

VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain...

VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
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TAIL, n. The...

TAIL, n. The...

TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence...

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VOTE, n. The...

VOTE, n. The...

VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his...

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ULTIMATUM, n. In...

ULTIMATUM, n. In...

ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

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YANKEE, n. In...

YANKEE, n. In...

YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our Union, a New Englander. In the Southern States the...

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VITUPERATION, n. Saite,...

VITUPERATION, n. Saite,...

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their...

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TAKE, v.t. To...

TAKE, v.t. To...

TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.

Source: The...

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WALL STREET, n....

WALL STREET, n....

WALL STREET, n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that...

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VALOR, n. A...

VALOR, n. A...

VALOR, n. A soldierly compound of vanity, duty and the gambler's hope.

Source: The...

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YEAR, n. A...

YEAR, n. A...

YEAR, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

Source: The...

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WIT, n. The...

WIT, n. The...

WIT, n. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it...

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The...

TRICHINOSIS, n. The...

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

Source: The Devil's...

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WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In...

WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In...

WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes...

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VANITY, n. The...

VANITY, n. The...

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Source: The...

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