Ambrose Bierce

TRUST, n. In...

TRUST, n. In...

TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working men, widows of small...

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UBIQUITY, n. The...

UBIQUITY, n. The...

UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is...

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SIREN, n. One...

SIREN, n. One...

SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean...

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TRIAL, n. A...

TRIAL, n. A...

TRIAL, n. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and...

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SOPHISTRY, n. The...

SOPHISTRY, n. The...

SOPHISTRY, n. The controversial method of an opponent, distinguished from one's own by superior insincerity and...

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UGLINESS, n. A...

UGLINESS, n. A...

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

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UNDERSTANDING, n. A...

UNDERSTANDING, n. A...

UNDERSTANDING, n. A cerebral secretion that enables one having it to know a house from a horse by the roof on the...

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SORCERY, n. The...

SORCERY, n. The...

SORCERY, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and...

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TWICE, adv. Once...

TWICE, adv. Once...

TWICE, adv. Once too often.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
-- Ambrose...

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SUCCESS, n. The...

SUCCESS, n. The...

SUCCESS, n. The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.

Source: The Devil's...

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URBANITY, n. The...

URBANITY, n. The...

URBANITY, n. The kind of civility that urban observers ascribe to dwellers in all cities but New York. Its commonest...

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UNITARIAN, n. One...

UNITARIAN, n. One...

UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

Source: The Devil's...

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STORY, n. A...

STORY, n. A...

STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully...

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TYPE, n. Pestilent...

TYPE, n. Pestilent...

TYPE, n. Pestilent bits of metal suspected of destroying civilization and enlightenment, despite their obvious agency...

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SYCOPHANT, n. One...

SYCOPHANT, n. One...

SYCOPHANT, n. One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is...

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WASHINGTONIAN, n. A...

WASHINGTONIAN, n. A...

WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage of good...

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UNIVERSALIST, n. One...

UNIVERSALIST, n. One...

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

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SYLLOGISM, n. A...

SYLLOGISM, n. A...

SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent. (See...

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UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked,...

UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked,...

UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary,...

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TARIFF, n. A...

TARIFF, n. A...

TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his...

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