Mark Twain

Mark Twain: He does not...

Mark Twain: He does not...

He does not care for flowers. Calls them rubbish, and cannot tell one from another, and thinks it is superior to feel...

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Mark Twain: I am opposed...

Mark Twain: I am opposed...

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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Mark Twain: I admire him...

Mark Twain: I admire him...

I admire him [Cecil Rhodes], I frankly confess it; and when his time comes I shall buy a piece of the rope for a...

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Mark Twain: He has been...

Mark Twain: He has been...

He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think -- yes, it was three; I attended their...

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Mark Twain: Human pride is...

Mark Twain: Human pride is...

Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of...

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Mark Twain: He liked to...

Mark Twain: He liked to...

He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

Source: In The Ultimate...

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Mark Twain: I cannot see...

Mark Twain: I cannot see...

I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he purposely shut...

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Mark Twain: I believe that...

Mark Twain: I believe that...

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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Mark Twain: I do not...

Mark Twain: I do not...

I do not like work even when someone else does it.

Source:
-- Mark Twain, (Nov...

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Mark Twain: I did not...

Mark Twain: I did not...

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Mark Twain: I am prepared...

Mark Twain: I am prepared...

I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another...

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Mark Twain: I don't know...

Mark Twain: I don't know...

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to...

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Mark Twain: I can live...

Mark Twain: I can live...

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

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-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30...

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Mark Twain: I have not...

Mark Twain: I have not...

I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.

Source: In...

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Mark Twain: I have been...

Mark Twain: I have been...

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said...

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Mark Twain: I believe I...

Mark Twain: I believe I...

I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's...

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Mark Twain: I find that...

Mark Twain: I find that...

I find that the further I go back, the better things, whether they happened or not.

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Mark Twain: I could have...

Mark Twain: I could have...

I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented...

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Mark Twain: I was young...

Mark Twain: I was young...

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

Source: In 1,911 Best...

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Mark Twain: I think a...

Mark Twain: I think a...

I think a compliment ought to always precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and...

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