Mark Twain

Mark Twain: Education is the...

Mark Twain: Education is the...

Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Source: In The...

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Mark Twain: Good friends, good...

Mark Twain: Good friends, good...

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience; this is the ideal life.

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Mark Twain: Honest poverty is...

Mark Twain: Honest poverty is...

Honest poverty is a gem that even a king might be proud to call his own, but I wish to sell...

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Mark Twain: Forget and forgive....

Mark Twain: Forget and forgive....

Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive...

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Mark Twain: He is useless...

Mark Twain: He is useless...

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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Mark Twain: Fleas can be...

Mark Twain: Fleas can be...

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressman can.

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-- Mark...

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Mark Twain: Humor is the...

Mark Twain: Humor is the...

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing, after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our...

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Mark Twain: Honesty is the...

Mark Twain: Honesty is the...

Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it.

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-- Mark Twain,...

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Mark Twain: Guides cannot master...

Mark Twain: Guides cannot master...

Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.

Source: Innocents Abroad,...

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Mark Twain: Heaven goes by...

Mark Twain: Heaven goes by...

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Mark Twain: Golf is a...

Mark Twain: Golf is a...

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Source: Attributed; quoted in Greatly Exaggerated, ed....

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Mark Twain: I am a...

Mark Twain: I am a...

I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct -- nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this...

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Mark Twain: Humor is mankind's...

Mark Twain: Humor is mankind's...

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30...

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Mark Twain: Have a place...

Mark Twain: Have a place...

Have a place for everything and keep the things somewheres else. That is not advice, it is merely...

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Mark Twain: How superbly brave...

Mark Twain: How superbly brave...

How superbly brave is the Englishman in the presence of the awfulest forms of danger & death; & how abject in the...

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Mark Twain: Happiness is like...

Mark Twain: Happiness is like...

Happiness is like a Swedish sunset -- it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose...

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Mark Twain: I am an...

Mark Twain: I am an...

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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Mark Twain: Humor is tragedy...

Mark Twain: Humor is tragedy...

Humor is tragedy plus time.

Source:
-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30 1835-1910), US...

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Mark Twain: He had had...

Mark Twain: He had had...

He had had much experience of physicians, and said, the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want,...

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Mark Twain: Human nature is...

Mark Twain: Human nature is...

Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for...

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