Mark Twain

Mark Twain: A group of...

Mark Twain: A group of...

A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as...

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Mark Twain: A man cannot...

Mark Twain: A man cannot...

A man cannot be made comfortable without his own approval.

Source: In The Ultimate...

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Mark Twain: A powerful agent...

Mark Twain: A powerful agent...

A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words . . . the resulting...

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Mark Twain: A lie can...

Mark Twain: A lie can...

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

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Mark Twain: A joke, even...

Mark Twain: A joke, even...

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder...

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Mark Twain: A soiled baby,...

Mark Twain: A soiled baby,...

A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of...

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Mark Twain: A man never...

Mark Twain: A man never...

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.

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Mark Twain: Accident is the...

Mark Twain: Accident is the...

Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

Source: In The Ultimate...

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Mark Twain: A wise man...

Mark Twain: A wise man...

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

Source: In The...

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Mark Twain: A monarch, when...

Mark Twain: A monarch, when...

A monarch, when good, is entitled to the consideration which we accord to a pirate who keeps Sunday School between...

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Mark Twain: A thoroughly beautiful...

Mark Twain: A thoroughly beautiful...

A thoroughly beautiful woman and a thoroughy homely woman are creations which I love to gaze upon, and which I cannot...

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Mark Twain: A newspaper is...

Mark Twain: A newspaper is...

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about...

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Mark Twain: All the modern...

Mark Twain: All the modern...

All the modern inconveniences.

Source: Life on the Mississippi.
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Mark Twain: An ethical man...

Mark Twain: An ethical man...

An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.

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-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30...

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Mark Twain: Adam was the...

Mark Twain: Adam was the...

Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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Mark Twain: All I say...

Mark Twain: All I say...

All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's...

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Mark Twain: Adam was but...

Mark Twain: Adam was but...

Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because...

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Mark Twain: Apparently there is...

Mark Twain: Apparently there is...

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

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-- Mark Twain,...

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Mark Twain: An experienced, industrious,...

Mark Twain: An experienced, industrious,...

An experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite picturesque liar.

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Mark Twain: Against the assault...

Mark Twain: Against the assault...

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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