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Dave Barry
It is a...
It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the...
Sharks are as...
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more...
I realize that...
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't...
Guys are simple...
Guys are simple . . . women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are,...
You can say...
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER...
It is a...
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes...
I am not...
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his...
The old system...
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact...
If a woman...
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's...
What I look...
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Source: From a...
It is a...
It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about...
The word user...
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Democracy: In which...
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
Source: In
The leading cause...
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
There are two...
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several...
It is a...
It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the...
Sharks are as...
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more...
I realize that...
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't...
Guys are simple...
Guys are simple . . . women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are,...
You can say...
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER...
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