It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it.
Source: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
-- Dave Barry, (Jul 3 1947-____), US columnist, humorist; He is a syndicated columnist with the Miami Herald, 1983--.