It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells . . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Source: In Treasury of Humorous Quotations, eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996.
-- Dave Barry, (Jul 3 1947-____), US columnist, humorist; He is a syndicated columnist with the Miami Herald, 1983--.