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Dorothy Parker
Wit has truth...
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Source: In...
Well, there are...
Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of Isadora Duncan...
The only 'ism'...
The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
I can't write...
I can't write five words but that I change seven.
Source: In The Algonquin Wits, by...
I was the...
I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.
Source: In Webster's...
. . ....
. . . as for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will...
I require only...
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
Love is like...
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts...
Work is the...
Work is the province of cattle.
Source: In Words of Women Quotations for Success,...
A list of...
A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially, shows that it is...
The best way...
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the...
I only want...
I only want enough to keep the body and soul apart.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
It's like meeting...
It's like meeting God without dying.
Source: Of Orson Welles.
-- Dorothy Parker,...
I shall stay...
I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
Source: In
Money cannot buy...
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Source:...
Most good women...
Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
Women and elephants...
Women and elephants never forget.
Source: In Words of Women Quotations for Success,...
There was never...
There was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible, slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead, where there...
If all the...
If all the girls attending it were laid end to end - I wouldn't be at all surprised.
I know that...
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield,...