The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the tires.
Source: In The Ultimate Success Quotations Library, 1997.
-- Dorothy Parker, (Aug 22 1893-1967), US author, poet, journalist, humorist; She was the celebrated caustic wit of the 1920s; wrote Enough Rope, 1926 and The Little Hours, 1944.