I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
Source: In An Uncommon Scold, by Abby Adams, 1989.
-- Dorothy Parker, (Aug 22 1893-1967), US author, poet, journalist, humorist; She was the celebrated caustic wit of the 1920s; wrote Enough Rope, 1926 and The Little Hours, 1944.