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Stanislaw Lec
Even Einstein had...
Even Einstein had to rely for his time on his clock.
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Some people like...
Some people like to understand what they believe in, while others like to believe in what they...
Everything is an...
Everything is an illusion, including this notion.
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A fat person...
A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.
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The consumer's side...
The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.
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Every now and...
Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic.
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Every scarecrow has...
Every scarecrow has a secret ambition to terrorize.
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Myth is nothing...
Myth is nothing more than ancient gossip.
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Never saw off...
Never saw off the branch you are on, unless you are being hanged from it.
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The man who...
The man who bows before the ruler, shows his behind to the courtiers
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I prefer the...
I prefer the sign NO ENTRANCE to the sign which says NO EXIT.
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In a war...
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
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Open sesame-I want...
Open sesame-I want to get out.
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Render unto Caesar...
Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings,...
You must first...
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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The window to...
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
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When you jump...
When you jump for joy, beware that someone moves the ground from beneath your feet.
The finger of...
The finger of God never leaves the same fingerprint.
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Do not turn...
Do not turn your back on anyone. You may be painted on one side only.
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When no wind...
When no wind blows, even the weathervane has character.
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