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Stanislaw Lec
A man who...
A man who is a genius and doesn't know it probably isn't.
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One has to...
One has to multiply thoughts to the point where there aren't enough policemen to control...
Thoughts, like fleas,...
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody.
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Whenever man begins...
Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.
He who limps...
He who limps is still walking.
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Among giants, try...
Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an...
Each snowflake in...
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
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If a man...
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
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The weakest link...
The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.
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In a war...
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
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David should have...
David should have killed Goliath with a harp.
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When you jump...
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
What a pity...
What a pity the only way to heaven is in a hearse.
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The weakest link...
The weakest link in the chain is the strongest because it can break it.
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The first requisite...
The first requisite for immortality is death.
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Don't cry out...
Don't cry out for help at night -- you might awaken the neighbors.
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You can change...
You can change your faith without changing gods, and vice versa.
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Powerless rage can...
Powerless rage can work miracles.
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When smashing monuments,...
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy.
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Cannibals prefer those...
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
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