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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a...
I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were, what could I do about it?
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so...
I got a job at an amusement park. I liked to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the...
I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
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