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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Source: In Collection of 10,000 Inspirational Quotes, 2020, eBusinessgems.
-- Emo Philips, (Feb 7 1956-1956), US comedian; His stand-up comedy persona makes use of?paraprosdokians?spoken in a wandering?falsetto?tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended?comic timing?in a manner invoking the wisdom of children or the?idiot savant.