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The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the...
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches...
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put in to it.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for two...
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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