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On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
Source: The Nature of Math
-- Tom Lehrer, (Apr 9 1928-____), US parody/folk singer, songwriter, mathematician; He was a professor of Math at Harvard who wrote many satirical tunes (Poisioning Pigeons) in the 1960s; appeared on That Was The Week That Was.