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I was a 14-year-old boy for 30 years.
Source: On his film roles, quoted in NY...
Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been...
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole...
It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on...
You always pass failure on the way to success.
Source: In The Speaker's Electronic...