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I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get...
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Humor [is] something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in...
In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all...
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of...
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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