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I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
Source: King Features
-- Victor Borge, (Jan 3 1909-2000), US pianist, comedian; He combines music with humor to create musical satire; guest with major symphonies.